WARNING WARNING Incoming Dump Of Memes [ALARM SOUNDS]

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FightMilk22
Dec 12, 2019 7:08 PM EST

Bunch of screenshots of Tumblr moments that really should count as memes. 

More? What would anyone want even more tumblr memes after this many?

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    Text - salty-red-mage dgcatanisiri Follow theholypythia Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction? teaberryblue Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant. salty-red-mage 66,692 notes
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    Text - theglitterous No porn on tumblr we describe our nudes in detail instead gxlddustwoman today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. butterflymorbid Every time I see this a piece of my soul dissipates. Source: theglitterous 64,248 notes Dec 8th, 2018 ...
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    Nose - goth-mabel Fanfic written by 14-year-olds is so wild because they all think "smirk" is just a fancy word for smile so every serious romantic scene comes out looking like
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    Text - snakegay 2018 lets bring back fanfic authors interruptng their own stories to have conversations with the characters snakegay Ronald blushed under his clown makeup. "Y-You like me?" me: squeeeeeeeee!!! here it comes! x3 ronald mcdonald: sh-shut up! >_< burger king: 0_0 "Yes Ronald, it has always been you.." Burger King said. gayvian im going to personally kick your ass Source: snakegay #NDBFJSBDCNSJ #reblog 106,938 notes
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    Text - turndownforkant: i read a fanfic yesterday about how during the 2012 presidential election paul ryan was approached by a politicial aide (i think) who explained to him that it is traditional that, after winning the election, the president "takes" the vice president (in a sexual way. they have sex.) and he sees mitt romney and is like ??? did you know about this when you picked me ???? and mitt romney says paul thats why i ran and i just realized that now that i have read this fanfic i can
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    Wildlife - jadeklaus I WOKE UP HOME ALONE AND THERE IS A DEERR IN MY HOUSE KJGKJKLLKJ I'M SCARED IT WON'T GO OUTSIDE NAD IT'S EATING MY DOGS FOOD why would you ever want it to leave it is a magical woodland friend I love how this picture is obviously taken by someone who is hiding behind a couch
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    Calculator - middle school vs high school TI-84 Plus C Silver Edition TEXAS INSTRMENTS NORMAE FLOAT AUTO REAL RADZAN MP 2 I WANT TO DIE CA C-CE 6 8 NO + rANS R-CM M- M+ STAT PLOT FI THLSET 2 FOOMAT FR CALCF4 DEC SET TABLE FS OOM 53 18008 ES GAT ENS 2ND MODE DEL ALOCX LANK UST X,T0,n STAT ELSEMATE EL 240S SHARP ANGLE DASTR DRAW C CLEAR MATH APPS VARS PRGM
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    Text - try to explain the difference between left and right My favorite was always trying to describe color without using its name. Like explain red to someone. The worst one is try thinking up a color that doesn't exist What does water taste like NO STOP
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    Text - marcvscicero writing style: author from the 1800s with a severe love of commas whose sentences last half a page fencer-x I came out here, to this point, to this place, hoping against all hope and despite signs and portends suggesting otherwise that I might, somehow, find myself having a pleasant experience, and yet here I stand, alone against the world, feeling assaulted, attacked on all fronts, knowing not my enemy's name nor his face nor whether our battle is done. A hello-kitty-senpai
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    Text - battlecrazed-axe-mage Bard": when you've never made a decision in your life and you don't intend to start now battlecrazed-axe-mage Warlock": when you're not quite ready to admit you're into cryptids like that
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    Text - mcr-for-the-masses: mcr-for-the-masses: I'm going to read a Spongebob fic They made their way to the bedroom, and sat on the bed, completely made of sand. Patrick stroked Spongebob's face. "Spongebob, I want you to know you don't have to do this", Patrick said. Spongebob placed his hand on Patrick's and stared at him longingly, "I'm ready". I am not the same person I used to be Source: hesitantblogger #oh 134,794 notes
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    Junk food - Lays Miserables callmeoutis: calmb4tehpwn: rasputinberries: | I love this contest LAYS MISERABLES THAT TOOK ME TOO LONG ok FINE I'll reblog this one i hope you're proud of yourselves
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    Text - Ruby O @rubyetc Anyone else permanently going through a lot lately 5:22 AM · 09 Aug 18
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    Text - classystarman who's gonna dm at my wedding? pkcider roll for wedding vows canisthejwalker It's a Nat 1.. pkcider "me.. husband" I say nervously as I accidentally knock out the marriage officiant and somehow eat the ring Source: classystarman 34,847 notes
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    Text - frog-and-toad-are-friends: I'm reading Don Quixote for my world literature class and apparently when it was first published in 1605 it was world-changingly popular, one of the first "popular novels" as we know it today, and there were all sorts of people who were writing and publishing their own unofficial fan-sequels to Don Quixote which was basically the first fan-fiction, and then in 1615 the original author wrote an official sequel in which Don Quixote reads a piece of fanfic about hi
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    Text - deportredmayne: i found presidential fan fiction l'm really distressed Obama smiled, running a hand down Bill's chest. "How about some economic expansion, big boy?"
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    Text - wombatking: thanatosdementor: posingasme: the-weaver-of-worlds: writing-prompt-s: A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc. I would watch the crap outta this like wow Envy: "Glut, back off the guy, okay?" Gluttony: Tm just saying he could stand to gain a few pounds! I made spaghettil" Sloth: "After we eat, it's gonna
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    Leg - mypussytight. dunkindont you dont need drugs to have fun don't tell me drugs aren't involved in this
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    Text - battlecrazed-axe-mage Druid": when honestly you'd rather be on the floor petting the DM's cat but they made you play and this is the next best thing you guess battlecrazed-axe-mage Fighter": when all the weird puzzle s bores the snot out of you and you'd rather stack dice til the fighting part gets here
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    Text - just-shower-thoughts Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate. jpfinch1 I was having a good day. We were all having a good day. churchyardgrim I mean it's kind of not, seeds aren't analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn't analogous to sperm, plants don't do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon lunapics Now we're having a good day again.
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    Text - Byron Dubois @Byron_DuBois Today I learned that there are female penguins who exchange sex for nice rocks so if you're having a hard day just remember that hooker penguins exist 3/26/18, 7:07 PM 106 Retweets 332 Likes Byron Dubois @Byron_DuBois 12h Also some female penguins have been observed performing the mating dance but not putting out and STILL getting nice rocks so stripper penguins also exist 01 278 49
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    Text - battlecrazed-axe-mage Paladin": when you're kinda feeling cleric but also want to Stab battlecrazed-axe-mage Sorcerer": when you wanna be a caster but you don't wanna be a nerd
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    Text - get-yr-social-work-rage-on my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency they respond to "what is the emergency" with "well, the thing is, four weeks ago-" and then he's like "WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW" and they're like "so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said-" "WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT" "oh i'm having a heart attack" my
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    Text - reallyfunnyshortjokes 6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9? Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day. simonein2015 this is advanced
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    Juice - OZIDY injured-fallen-angel parabolame spirkcantwerk shoopei narcolepticspaniels: I don't get it omg okay someone explain this now thank I love how the people who know keeping blogging this without any explanation what VIA 9GAG.COM
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    Text - I googled world funniest joke and this was it rameldrive: avoxified: Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from thal?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have
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    Text - battlecrazed-axe-mage Rogue": when you've never solved a problem in your life, and in fact have caused many, and you're just fine with that honestly
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    Text - TITANIC BE LIKE I NOMINATE ALL PASSENGERS FOR THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE menthol-drops-and-angel-wings: leviathans: PEOPLE DIED 102 YEARS AGO THEY'RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW CHILL I'm sure they are very chill right now. You might even say they're. ICE COLD. ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT This post is a train wreck are you sure its not a ship wreck I will kil all of you the titanic already took care of
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    Text - To the youths of tumblr athenadark: nellachronism: Your parents are wrong. You will never be too old for sleepovers with your besties. It is 4 am. I'm in bed right now with my bestie talking about Transformers. We were cackling a few minutes ago. We are 30 years old. Sleepovers will always be the bestest thing. the only difference is your juice boxes are bigger and you need to be twenty one to buy them
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    Text - jesliey: homosaurus-rex: homosaurus-rex: It's actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that's straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us. can we talk about how this is still getting notes The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
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    Text - one-mandrinkinggamess: one-mandrinkinggamess: In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like "this book is red" and we were all "no" and he said "yes it is" and we were just all "that's not right" and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said "Don't tell somebody they're wrong until you've seen things from their point of view" that speaks to me I want him to know he's becoming the next Tumblr sensation Source: one-mandrinkinggamess 655,565 no
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    Text - francoisdelabooo: is there actually sims fanfiction like how do you dialogue????? She turned to him, tears traveling down her cheeks, and whispered softly, "Faloopsinarb, woo fa goo." He will never look at her in the same way again.
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    Text - Here are our unilorms lor our school's dodgeball tournament. SLAUCHTERMELON BOMBECRANATE CUTECUMBER too good to not reblog How can I not reblog slaughtermelon isn't bombegranite cucumber an actor I knew that was coming
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    Text - jonandtheon MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT jonandtheon I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME?? jonandtheon update i asked him why he had those keys and he said "its not important" im so lost iamtonysexual He'll be vital to your quest later, don't forget about him. Source: ssardonyx
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    Text - .... FedEx After every flight, FedEx pilots fill out a form, known as a "gripe sheet" to tell mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the problem, and then document their repairs on the form. Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted by the pilots (marked with a "P") and the solutions recorded (marked by an "S") by maintenance engineers, who by the way have a sense if humour. P. Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement. S: Left inside main tyre almost
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    Text - thisurlisunavailable i wonder what the weirdest fanfiction is thisurlisunavailable 1. Jesus and Hitler: A Romance » reviews Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever. Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 233 found it megalodonsrockyourshat excuse Author: ComicsNix O PM Severus Snape arrives at the Telletubies's house. He is their new professor. What new tricks these Telletubbies will learn with mister
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    Illustration - mslorelei: |Cerberus as a puppy. If someone asked me just as an hour ago what was missing from my life, I woulda been dead wrong.
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    Text - celestial-agender E mossheart810 Eollow sleepyspoonie if you die in dnd its your dm's responsibility to break into your house in the middle of the night and kill you in real life Source: sleepyspoonie 4,571 notes
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    Text - northeastblue can someone please make a live action movie of 'my immortal' where the actors are forced to perform every line exactly how it was written northeastblue "I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice. "That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned. "My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled. "Why?" I exclaimed. "Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled. "Well, I am a vampire." I confessed. "Really?" he whimpered. "Yeah." I r
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    Text - candlelion you can tack on "and dragons" after any title and it'll be 900% better arpeggiosmelody Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons gumiappendsweet that's TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this
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    Face - Me: [hiking in a genuinely great mood, gets to a cliff edge] "Wow, look at the view, it's gorgeous!" My brain: "What if you jumped Imao00" The other organs in my body: @alreadybored.jpg
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    Text - viridiandnd My favorite type of rpg puzzle is one that I, as the Dungeon Master, don't know the answer to and am just waiting for them to do something entertaining enough for me to say "yeah that does it"
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    Text - spatialapprentice inside we are all wizards, and we all know a spell called love fishneutral it does 6d12 necrotic damage
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    Food - sneakyteets: andrewthepoet: One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it's the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut t
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    Text - OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FORA TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan
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    Text - hydrogenbombs: one time my parents were gone for the weekend so i took everything in the house and moved it five inches to the left. it was subtle enough that it wasn't obvious but they felt like something was off when they got back and they kept bumping into the corners of tables and couches i am a cruel man
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    Text - catzdropdead: vivalanorge: England: colour America: color England: humour America: humor England: flavour America: flavor England: what are you doing America: getting rid of u Imao This explains a lot
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    Duck - roos ter d0nn0 + isamiaella: homosexualpancakes: give us the child wipe away the debt Source: 997 654,899 notes
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    Cartoon - biggest-gaudiest-fish This is the worst joke l've seen and I am crying
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    Cartoon - You know, sir. like you much betterwith my glasses off. You put your glasses back on and face the facts!
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    Text - grace @_gracemoorhead Thave a high pain tolerance but the apple alarm clock sound is next level
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    Land vehicle - Game: Stealth is optional for this mission Me: 01
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    Text - Deyoncé @deelalz Y'all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don't hear you fighting for your life
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    Text - mustard clown MMXIX @markydoodoo sometimes i put ranch dressing in my coffee. i call it a hidden valley latte and it's disgusting 5:55 AM · 1/11/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - thatbloke Bitten by a radioactive cicada now all I do is sit in a tree and scream all day Source: thatbloke 102,972 notes
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    Text - Probability The Rapper @random_weighs Just so we're clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.
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    Product - me home alone blasting my music on full volume but stopping it every 5 seconds bci think i hear a noise WAY
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    Text - Netfix Community Bob alexiembo420 t hour ago one day im going to be too lazy to breathe and just die Report Violation
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    Sphynx - brother no EA
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    Dog - When you eat because you're sad but now you're just fat and sad edabimoms
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    Nose - Me:Coffee gives me so much anxiety Friend: Then stop drinking it Me: no
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    Motor vehicle - Me seeing a "road work ahead" sign and saying "I sure hope it does" to myself alone in my car [LAUGHING)
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    Text - Brock @lmTheeBrock Me driving "I'll hit you bitch" Me walking " hit me bitch"
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    Lizard - YALL TRYNA SAVE FIFTEEN PERCENT OR NAH
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    Facial expression - When ya come back from the bathroom and see the waitress delivered your chicken tendies
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    Dog - Me in the 5ft pool area
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    Insect - Really hate when flies rub their hands together. Wtf are you planning you little asshole you have a lifespan of like 3 days
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    Text - when you turn your pc on Why are you running?!
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    Text - Samantha Fri 9:39 a.m. How would you define yourself? I'm one of those people that you find out died 5 years after it happened during a casual conversation
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    Cartoon - When you sneeze & someone say bless you but you're home alone YOUR ALAS YOUKAAS.
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    Text - Dr Grandayy @granday · 8h Girls locker room: P.E. is the worst oh my god Boys locker room: James please stop I told you l'm not gay 279,087 359 61.7K
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    Text - allew not ur manic pixie dream girl @mollydarlene_ Being self aware and mentally ill is so exhausting cause not only do I know when I'm being self destructive, I watch myself do it anyway 10:54 AM · 1/22/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Face - *walking past a stranger* My Brain: Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Me:
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    Text - Paige Alena @itspaigealena me: if you drink this coffee you're gonna get jittery and anxious and you're gonna feel sick later. my brain: good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast
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    Text - traumadic person: why are you drinking coffee, don't you have anxiety?? won't that make it worse?? me: - My brain wants its fast juice. Source: traumadic L) 39,767 notes
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    Text - xmas mar @maryjennaa me (not caffeinated): anxious me (caffeinated): anxious, but faster
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    Text - adrian @ilovenosejobs and for my next trick i'll break my own heart by exaggerating my place in other people's lives 3/20/18, 6:06 PM
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    Spider-man - My dad Me holding the flashlight cursing at what he's fixing
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    Text - When I ask my dog why he's so cute and he doesn't answer me WOrst All right, then. Keep your secrets.
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    Text - EffYeahSteph @eff_yeah_steph Me: I'm heading out to escort the canine on a jaunty trek about the neighborhood. My husband: Why don't you just say you're going to walk the dog? Dog: *goes absolutely nuts* 7:04 PM · 11 Jun 19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Photo caption - @hoemoticon when you're hanging out with friends and your social battery runs outs @will_ent evil @evilbart24 This actually happens. Like the moment you realize you're out with people and you don't wanna be there anymore
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    Dog breed - "BITCH QUIT BARKIN AINT NOBODY AT THE DOOR"
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    Cat - The FBI agent in my computer watching me drink my sixth bottle of ranch
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    Text - maddie Follow @postgoretem nsfw = never safe from waluigi. run. he is coming. 6:11 AM - 31 Jan 2019 00 25,136 Retweets 78,831 Likes 17 25K 196 79K
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    Text - suicide packed! Follow @WinslowDumaine Them: don't you think you'll feel embarrassed by all your suicide jokes when you get older? Me: when I what 7:41 AM - 27 Jun 2018
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    Text - Not Sara @smithsara79 Me: *slapping my older brother in the face with his own hand* haha stop hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself Sister-in-law: *crying* is this why you wanted an open casket 11:31 AM · Dec 11, 2017 · Twitter for Android
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    Food - when will the LOOPS be ready, |brother?
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    Text - E carry-on-my-wayward-butt i always know when a fic writer has never experienced a hickey thaliaai How? It's not like you've experienced one either. carry-on-my-wayward-butt "[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]'s collarbone, leaving dark purple spots along the way." either they're tossing away the meaning of “nibbled" for the advancement of smut or they have a solid misunderstanding of hickeys. it takes like four or five straight seconds of hard suction to make a spot “dark pur
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    Text - Nik @AmoNickk Can Ned make a new survival guide idk what I'm doing anymore
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    Cartoon - biggest-gaudiest-fish This is the worst joke l've seen and I am crying
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    Cartoon - You know, sir. like you much betterwith my glasses off. You put your glasses back on and face the facts!
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    Text - grace @_gracemoorhead Thave a high pain tolerance but the apple alarm clock sound is next level
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    Land vehicle - Game: Stealth is optional for this mission Me: 01
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    Text - Deyoncé @deelalz Y'all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don't hear you fighting for your life
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    Text - mustard clown MMXIX @markydoodoo sometimes i put ranch dressing in my coffee. i call it a hidden valley latte and it's disgusting 5:55 AM · 1/11/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - thatbloke Bitten by a radioactive cicada now all I do is sit in a tree and scream all day Source: thatbloke 102,972 notes
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    Text - Probability The Rapper @random_weighs Just so we're clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.
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    Product - me home alone blasting my music on full volume but stopping it every 5 seconds bci think i hear a noise WAY
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    Text - Netfix Community Bob alexiembo420 t hour ago one day im going to be too lazy to breathe and just die Report Violation
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    Cheezburger Image 9404172032
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    Dog - When you eat because you're sad but now you're just fat and sad edabimoms
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    Nose - Me:Coffee gives me so much anxiety Friend: Then stop drinking it Me: no
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    Motor vehicle - Me seeing a "road work ahead" sign and saying "I sure hope it does" to myself alone in my car [LAUGHING)
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    Text - Brock @lmTheeBrock Me driving "I'll hit you bitch" Me walking " hit me bitch"
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    Lizard - YALL TRYNA SAVE FIFTEEN PERCENT OR NAH
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    Facial expression - When ya come back from the bathroom and see the waitress delivered your chicken tendies
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    Dog - Me in the 5ft pool area
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    Insect - Really hate when flies rub their hands together. Wtf are you planning you little asshole you have a lifespan of like 3 days
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    Text - when you turn your pc on Why are you running?!
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    Text - Samantha Fri 9:39 a.m. How would you define yourself? I'm one of those people that you find out died 5 years after it happened during a casual conversation
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    Calculator - middle school vs high school 94NIM TI-84 Plus C Silver Edition TEXAS INSTRMENTS HORMAE FLOAT AUTO REAL RADIAN MP 2 I WANT TO DIE 7. CA CCE NO + rANS R-CM M- M+ STAT PLOT FI TLSET 2 FOoMAT F CALC4 DEC SET TABLE FS ROOM GAT ENS 2ND MODE DEL ALOCX LNK LST X,T0,n STAT ANGLE MATH ELSIMATE EL240S DASTR DRAW C CLEAR APPS VARS PRGM SHARP
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    Cartoon - When you sneeze & someone say bless you but you're home alone YOUR ALAS YOUKAAS.
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    Text - Dr Grandayy @granday · 8h Girls locker room: P.E. is the worst oh my god Boys locker room: James please stop I told you l'm not gay 279,087 359 61.7K
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    Text - allew not ur manic pixie dream girl @mollydarlene_ Being self aware and mentally ill is so exhausting cause not only do I know when I'm being self destructive, I watch myself do it anyway 10:54 AM · 1/22/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Face - *walking past a stranger* My Brain: Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Me:
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    Text - Paige Alena @itspaigealena me: if you drink this coffee you're gonna get jittery and anxious and you're gonna feel sick later. my brain: good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast
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    Text - Lover Boy @gilineezy Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on shitting themselves twice for every day they're gone?
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    Text - traumadic person: why are you drinking coffee, don't you have anxiety?? won't that make it worse?? me: - My brain wants its fast juice. Source: traumadic L) 39,767 notes
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    Text - xmas mar @maryjennaa me (not caffeinated): anxious me (caffeinated): anxious, but faster
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    Text - adrian @ilovenosejobs and for my next trick i'll break my own heart by exaggerating my place in other people's lives 3/20/18, 6:06 PM
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    Spider-man - My dad Me holding the flashlight cursing at what he's fixing
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    Text - When I ask my dog why he's so cute and he doesn't answer me WOrst All right, then. Keep your secrets.
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    Text - EffYeahSteph @eff_yeah_steph Me: I'm heading out to escort the canine on a jaunty trek about the neighborhood. My husband: Why don't you just say you're going to walk the dog? Dog: *goes absolutely nuts* 7:04 PM · 11 Jun 19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Photo caption - @hoemoticon when you're hanging out with friends and your social battery runs outs @will_ent evil @evilbart24 This actually happens. Like the moment you realize you're out with people and you don't wanna be there anymore
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    Dog breed - "BITCH QUIT BARKIN AINT NOBODY AT THE DOOR"
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    Cat - The FBI agent in my computer watching me drink my sixth bottle of ranch
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    Text - Ruby O @rubyetc Anyone else permanently going through a lot lately 5:22 AM · 09 Aug 18
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    Text - maddie Follow @postgoretem nsfw = never safe from waluigi. run. he is coming. 6:11 AM - 31 Jan 2019 00 25,136 Retweets 78,831 Likes 17 25K 196 79K
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    Text - suicide packed! Follow @WinslowDumaine Them: don't you think you'll feel embarrassed by all your suicide jokes when you get older? Me: when I what 7:41 AM - 27 Jun 2018
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    Text - Not Sara @smithsara79 Me: *slapping my older brother in the face with his own hand* haha stop hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself Sister-in-law: *crying* is this why you wanted an open casket 11:31 AM · Dec 11, 2017 · Twitter for Android
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    Food - when will the LOOPS be ready, |brother?
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    Cartoon - Alright, gang. Let's see who's really been ruining my life. Shit.
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    Text - Nik @AmoNickk Can Ned make a new survival guide idk what I'm doing anymore
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    Face - Me: [hiking in a genuinely great mood, gets to a cliff edge] "Wow, look at the view, it's gorgeous!" My brain: "What if you jumped Imao00" The other organs in my body: @alreadybored.jpg
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